Lydia: What is that noise?
Me: Someone playing the drums
Lydia: Oh, it sounds like someone putting their pans away.
Lydia: What does that Cuntuation mark mean?
Me: Punctuation?
Lydia: Cuntuation!
Charlotte: daddy, do you like girls ones? Do you like them nude?
Charlotte, 'reading' Lydia's reading book: Who's that?
Me: Kipper
Charlotte: No! It's a boy.
Me: Yes, he's called Kipper
Charlotte: Kipper is not a boys name. Kipper is a dogs name. Stupid Kipper.
Charlotte: did you do dancing today?
Me: dancing? No, I've been to work!
Charlotte: Oh. Did you have a story?
Me: haha, no!
Charlotte: Milk and a snack?
Charlotte: what's that smell?!
Me: what smell?
Charlotte: the smell up my nose!
Charlotte (watching Tangled) Oh My God!
Me (dashing in from the kitchen, thinking something awful had happened: What's the matter?!
Charlotte: She's the bad guy!
Me: What?
Charlotte: The muvver. The muvver is the bad guy. I didn't know.
